Google has an amazing service called Voice. They give you a telephone number and allow you to place and receive domestic phone calls for free! It is better than Skype because you do not have to pay anything to make calls within the country. Thusly it is also superior to Magic Jack.
Google Voice has a feature that translates voicemail messages to text. It saves the voicemail for your listening pleasure, but it also allows you to read a transcript of the message. This technology, while full of promise, is also full of mistakes. This blog will present these textualized messages for your enjoyment. Enjoy!
P.S. If you use Google Voice and have received funny text versions of otherwise ordinary voicemail messages, please feel free to send them to me and I will post them on my Blog.